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God doesn't get pissed off if you don't notice when you walk by the color purple in a field, just really dissappointed.
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If pitched the plot of this movie nowadays, the only people that would like it are adult film makers.
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The somewhat disappointing ending is forgiven thanks to the phenomenal cinematography and the great acting.
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This is pre-Lifetime movie, only for guys.
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Yo, if this is where Western civilization has brought us, I'll be outside showing the Visigoths where to park.
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What a fascinating study in how to make a movie that is boring while I'm watching it but hilarious when I'm quoting it to my friends.
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Even though you may not understand entirely what the plot was for this movie, you can not deny it being like High School
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This situation happened because Tom Hanks had not known about a fisherman's throw it back guideline
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Gary Oldman on drugs may be one of the greatest villians to mankind
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There is no greater achievement for an action hero, ever, then when he is so badass he will just pull out his gun and shoot you, instead of going through the motions of an unneeded sword fight.
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My bet in the online pool for which sequel will finally star Omega Supreme or the Constructibots is Transformers V: Harbingers of the Jeweled Prism of Ultimate Death.
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If you can see this movie and not develop a solid steel geek-boner every time you hear a certain Black Sabbath song of the same name, you are dead inside.
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Somehow the threat of global devastation doesn't scare me as much so long as Milla Jovovich can still be fitted with a sweet pair of short-shorts.
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The original title was "I am a solid idea that is poorly executed involving cartoonish looking infected people" but it was shortened and over hyped.
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Despite not being able to write or talk like any of the character in this movie, i long to do so with all my heart.
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If earth girls are easy, then what planet have i been on for the past 20 years?
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