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As Bane put it best, " Bomb, bomb, bomb."
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Proof positive that nobody mumbles with nearly as much emotion and intensity as Sylvester Stallone.
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You thought samurais were all about swordsmanship and honor code, but sometimes they were also about making guys impale themselves with blunt objects.
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It turns out porn starlet Katie Morgan does have an acting bone in her body, and it belongs to Jason Mewes.
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While it makes for a rousing aural/visual montage, how the idea came about to combine scenes of citywide destruction with the voice of Ray Charles is probably a mystery better left unexplored.
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This movie is about a former boxer, now homeless, who reconnects to his past when he discovers a half-full bottle of Viagra in a dumpster.
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PG+4: "Some material may be inappropriate for audiences above the age of 4."
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How do you convince a movie executive that The Craft would be a better movie if all the chicks were given penises?
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What 10-year-old dungeon master is responsible for this crapfest?
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It's time once again for the annual Brendan-Fraser-lost-a-bet cinema extravaganza!
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