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M. Knight Shaymalan self-proclaimed love child of Wes Craven, Stephen King, and Waldo of where's Waldo.
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Poster for Ghost Rider
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Funded by The Association of Guys Who Want to One Day Buy a Harley and Get a Flaming Skull Tattooed on their Upper Arm
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Poster for I, Robot
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Wouldn't it be great if we took Will Smith's character from ID4 and Bad Boys and throw him a Philip K. Dick story?
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Jurassic Park III treatment wherein we exchange dinosaurs for mutants and hope this sustains merchandising for a while.
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Ridley Scott attempts to make you forget Apocalypse Now and Full Metal Jacket in one fell swoop.
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Poster for The Da Vinci Code
no avatar Wonderfully accurate and detailed, if you ignore all actual history, religious symbolism, reason, and the fact that Symbologist isn't really a word.
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Poster for Constantine
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Wow, the devil really is gonna take Keanu Reeves' soul when he goes, I knew it.
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Poster for The Dark Knight
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This may sound unbelievable to anyone who hasn't seen the movie, but I believe The Dark Knight may have actually been under hyped.
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Smokin Hot Wife's avatar When a Tron and a Flinstones movie love each other very much they spend very special time together and a Speed Racer is born.
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Poster for Alien vs. Predator
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I never thought a predator would look ridiculous until i saw one run side by side with a woman
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