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Poster for The Day the Earth Stood Still
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This remake might have gotten a warmer reception if Klaatu's mission was really just to smack Jaden Smith.
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Poster for The Spirit
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This film was clearly made by professionals... at something other than filmmaking.
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Poster for RocknRolla
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So until his next film is released, Mr. Ritchie's score stands at a +1.
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CriticalChimp's avatar The start is the first half of a great movie, while the end is the second half of a crappy one.
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Poster for Jubei Ninpocho (Ninja Scroll)
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If this film is any indication, Yoshiaki Kawajiri can be described as the family-friendly Takashi Miike.
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Poster for Léon (The Professional)
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Jean Reno establishes himself as a role model for children of all ages, drink your milk, and be kind to women and children.
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Poster for The Time Machine
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Just because it's hard to identify why a particular movie failed doesn't necessarily mean that it's hard to identify that failure is what actually happened.
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Poster for Juno
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I hope when I become a pregnant 16-year-old girl that both my best friend and the father of my unborn child are so cool about it.
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Poster for A League of Their Own
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Do you think in a few more decades we'll get a poignant, touching film about the Lingerie Bowl?
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Poster for Tombstone
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It's only been a few days, but I think my moustache is already starting to fill in.
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