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Comedically less dynamite and more m80's strategically placed around the jock/bully's house to make him crap his pants and look more the fool than your bucktooth, antisocial, emotionally awkward ass.
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I'm uncertain of what kind of sentence to put for this movie because the movie itself was uncertain what it wanted to be.
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The new litmus test to prove if someone's human: if they watch postal and aren't enraged at its very existence... they're aliens.
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Forgettable Sandler fare wherein he figuratively beats the dead horse from It's A Wonderful Life, Mr. Destiny, and Bedazzled, which literally would have been more entertaining.
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Are we paying attention, Mr. Lucas?
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Are we paying attention, Mr. Lucas?
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With a little creative editing, this could easily be a shampoo commercial.
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Never has a movie left Sam Jackson looking old on story and co-star alone.
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This movie makes a great point that it shouldn't matter whether immaterial gossip about a qualified candidate is true, then undermines its own thesis by telling us whether or not the gossip is true.
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If your only real complaint about the Wizard of Oz is that there just isn't enough kung fu, you're going to have some very warm feelings toward this movie.
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